This diet is for the dogs

Since we've been on this program my stomach has been feeling much better. No more clearing the room with unexpected gas problems. No more waking myself up at night with unbearable flatuence. As good as I feel right now I couldn't have done it on my own. I just don't have the will power. I eat what I see; burgers, corndogs, scrambled eggs, donuts. You name it I eat it. I'd eat the cat but Monica wouldn't be happy with me at all.

And I want her to be happy because if it weren't for her determination and will power, I'd be right back eating her leftovers and having an upset stomach. This diet truly is for dogs.

I am having a bit of trouble understanding the devotions though.

Sabre,
the dog